Michelle. 20. New Jersey. Soon to be combat medic. Single. Pansexual. I love movies, music, reading, coffee/tea, cigarettes, food, and most sports. I'm also up for talking to new people. I don't bite, hard.

 

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peregrint:

transmissiblefairytales:

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eatingisfab:

do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them

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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

Me three years ago: Oh God I hope nobody realizes I'm gay

Me now: Dammit why doesn't anybody realize I'm gay

texts-from-arendelle:

inqgaytor:

bumbleshark:

brotoro:

akeading:

JUST LIKE THE ANIMES

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

give me sports yuri now please

my gf just realized

they both play for the other team

^ said girlfriend

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yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT